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914BBS.TXT 67 7 THIS FILE WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED ON OSUNY (914)428-7216, UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED. SUFFICIENT CREDIT SHOULD BE GIVEN*************************************************************** *
ACTUNG.HUM ACHTUNG! -------- Das machine is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der Sprinngwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerke
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ADVENTUR.TXT *************************************** * * * ADVENTURE * * * * Solving it in easy steps * * * *
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APPLEMAF.HUM No such file ( View: THE APPLE MAFIA F STORY/F/THE SA ******************************************************************************* *******
APPLES.TXT 1 INCREMENT TITLES BY: [DEFAULT IS 10] )=- [01] PIRATE/TRADING [02] WARES ..... [03] CALL... [04] ALL THE K00L STUFF [05] AE LINE [06] WHY NOT [07] THE LIST [08] APPLE WARES-- [09
ARTTEXT.FUN +^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+ ^+ +^ +^ THE ART OF WRITING TEXTFILES ^+ ^+ +^ +^ WRITTEN BY: ^+ ^+ THE BRONZE RID
B00G!.HUM ----------- Anarchy Inc ...presents... ----------- B00G and the art of ZEN Written under strictly controlled conditions April 1986.. By those rather daft people at the Darque Side. Ca
BALLS.TXT 1990 July 12 at 11:17 EDT To: David Walker I thought this was pretty funny. This is a true IBM ordering information quote from one of their catalogues. Pass it on... This is an actual
BASICOM4.PHK File: BASIC TELCOM IV Read 66 times ******BIOC Agent 003's course in******* * * * ========================== * * =BASIC TELECOMMUNCIATIONS= * * ====
BASICOM5.PHK File: BASIC TELCOM V *******BIOC Agent 003's course in****** * * * ========================== * * =BASIC TELECOMMUNICATIONS= * * =================
BBSDEATH.PRO What ever happened to real bulletin-board systems? First off, I'd like to make it perfectly clear that I cannot be objective in these notes. These are observations, but they are from
BC760MOD.HAM Msg#: 1 *VHF/UHF RADIO* 03-29-88 10:19:30 To: ALL Subj: BC950 CMT Newest from Uniden/Bearcat, the BC950 XLT (also know as the BC780XLT) can be modified for CMT coverage. Cut pin 20 of
BEEFSTAR.HUM 'Do you, like, ever let people into your meat-locker to, like, uh, you know, fuck around with the meat?' I asked. The short-haired Greek man looked at me strangely from behind the cou
BHBB1.HAC Note to sysops: You are welcome to download this file and use it on your system, providing you DO NOT remove the credits for Mark Tabas or KAOS. In other words, try to act like a huma
BILLRI~1.FUN Bill of Rights Lite Amendment I Congress shall encourage the practice of Judeo-Christian religion by its own public exercise there of, and shall make no laws abridging the freedom of
BLACK.BOX E************************************** * * * How to build a BLACK BOX * * * *************************************** To all
BOFH.1 BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #1 It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I assign the tape device to null - it's so much more economi
CAPTAIN.PHK 48 File: AN APPLE FOR THE CAPTAIN Read 22 times -=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=- - An Apple For The Captain - =
CAPTMIDN.TXT It started out as just another Saturday. April 26, 1986. John R. MacDougall, 25, spent the day alone at his satellite TV dealership in Ocala, Florida, waiting for customers who never
CATSTUFF.APP Uploaded By: RAMPANT CRIMINAL %=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=% Expanding your Apple Cat // By: ((% The Ware-Wolf %)) (Hi-Res
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CODEGEEK.TXT Date: 11 Aug 93 10:46:30 -0600 Suggestions welcome. Send them to: Robert A. Hayden: hayden@krypton.mankato.msus.edu GSS d- -p+(---) c++(++++) l++ u++ e+/* m++(*)@ s-/++ n-(---) h+(*
COPYPROT.PRO Author's Note: The following article was written for submission to ComputerFun magazine. Alas, the mag died! Some information, specifically that about pirates and piracy, is somewhat
DEC~1.WAR Sender: WMARTIN Subject: DEC WARS I append below the DEC WARS anthology from USENET; I have edited the most recent version of the distributed archives and included any other sections
DISKGONE.ANA To get even with an ex trading friend. Offer to send him the newest ware by mail. But before you do this take the disk out of its jacket and do the following: Take a small dish and po
DODONTAE.HUM +--------------------------------------+--------------------------------------+ + + + The Do's and Don'ts of Ascii Express + + + + Written by Qu
EASYMONY.ANA Filename: Guide to Being a Pimp ===================== Your guide to become a Pimp By The Flash 01/04/86 ===================== The first thing that you must do is decide th
EATING~1.DRG Date: 19 Feb 93 14:04:29 GMT Subject: Re: Eating 'Shrooms itzenhui@cs.uwp.edu (Steve Itzenhuiser) writes: Just wondering. Does putting mushrooms on top of a pizza lessen the eff
EEL_BYE.TXT 'Is It Worth the Trouble?' -The Eel's Fairwell Address- As most of you already know, the pirate world has suffered numerous blows from the authority. Started with the major bust of Th
ELITE.CMD Elite Commandments: 1] Never admit you have no idea what you're talking about. 2] Never have a good word to say about anyone else but yourself. 3] Join every group that will let you j
ELITES.TXT Now I am so FUCKING tired of the this fucking PRIMITIVE SHIT program AmiExpress or unexperienced SYSOPS! Isn't it so fucking lame that AE can't spare a user define setting for 'ANSI g
ETHICS.TXT ETHICS FOR BBS USERS The following are a few points of general BBS etiquette. If you wish to maintain your welcome on whatever system you happen to call, it would be to your advantage
FAMOUS.BUG Famous Bugs courtesy of Dave Curry (ecn.davy@purdue). Originally From John Shore (shore@nrl-css) Some time ago, I sent out a request for documented reports on 'famous bugs', promising
GEMS.TXT RELEASED ON 02/01/92 Now, after decades of turmoil, hatred, and deceit, it can be told... ######### ########### ### ### ######### ####:::####: ::::::::::: ###### ###### ####:::
GROUPASS.PHK Subject: The Lighter Side: An Unusual Story Date: 29 Nov 89 17:32:03 GMT AN UNUSUAL TELEPHONE SERVICE CALL This story was related by Pat Routledge of Winnepeg, ONT about an unusual te
HACK1.HAC ****************************************************************************** * THE BASICS OF HACKING: INTRO ** THE FIRST OF A SET OF ARTICLES: AN INTRODUCTION TO THE WORLD OF THE HA
HACK11A.TXT **This is a COPYRIGHTED Project Gutnberg Etext, Details Below** Please take a look at the important information in this header. We encourage you to keep this file on your own disk, ke
HACK7.TXT was writen shortly after my arrest. I am currently groupless, having resigned from the Racketeers, so ignore the signoff... The Conscience of a Hacker... by The Mentor ... 1/8/86 Anot
HACK_THS.TXT NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY THE SOCIAL ORGANIZATION OF THE COMPUTER UNDERGROUND A THESIS SUBMITTED TO THE GRADUATE SCHOOL IN PARTIAL FULFILLMENT OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR THE DEGREE MA
HIGHDOC.ANA HOW TO GET REALLY SOARING HIGH ON GATORADE - By Max Madd Ok, first run down to the Piggly Wiggly and purchase a big old 4 pint thing full of our most favorite beverage - Gatorade. The
HOWTOBBS.TXT How to Become an Unsuccessful, Burned-Out SysOp It seems as if everyone who gets a modem and calls bulletin boards toys with the idea of running his own BBS at some time. The plain tr
IAAD.TXT This article is the result of contributions by people from every facet of the Atari community. Many thanks to all the users, developers, sysops, and others who provided the investigat
ICEGUN.ANA [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] [][][] [][][] [][][] A Step by Step Guide to Making a Dry Ice Gun [][][] [][][] [][][] [][][] By: The Voice Over
INFOBUGS.ADV [ INFOCOM Bugs! ] _____ Zork I _____ There is an obscure container bug that is probably in every single version of the game. A while back, we were wondering what would happen if you h
INTOHELL.HUM *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* +*+ +*+ *+* The Lords of Twilight present: *+* +*+ +*+ *+* Hacking Into Hell -- The True Story of
INTRO.HUM PANSY'S HOMEMADE MAINFRAME.(C) 1978 IN ASSOCIATION WITH BIGGLES WALLER BORGSTIEN JR. HIT C/R TYPE '/H' FOR HELP /S H LIST OF CMDS: /H,/U,/T,/O,/P,/I,/A, PLEASE LOGIN:H151SX LOOK, DORK
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K-K00LD.HUM +^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+ + The History of Real + + K-K00L DOODS + + Written - Complied + + By: The Edg
KILLSANT.HUM ///\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\ | | | How to Kill Santa Claus Dead! | | by The Outland A Neon Knights/Metal Communications Release
KILLSHCO.ANA The following section is reprinted from the 'SchoolStoppers Textbook' -a small section of the 'How to Revolt Handbook' -the fourth book of.... 'The Blacklisted News' -available for 13
KRCKWCZT.APP *************************************** * * * KRAKOWICZ'S KRACKING KORNER * * * * THE BASICS OF KRACKING I: * * * * ROMS AND PROMS AND F8'S * *
LAY-GIRL.TXT The Complete Guide of: Laying a girl V 1.1 Table of contents: A. Purpose of the guide B. The first meets C. Phase I. - 'I like you' D. Phase II. - The body language E. Phase III. - Ac
LEECHES!.HUM [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] The Society of 'Leeches' in the Telecommunications World [-] [-] Scribed by: Mister I/O [-] [-] [-] [-]
LOZERS.HUM OFFICIAL 1984 LOZERLIST by The Atom THE BIGGEST WELL KNOWN LOZERS - 3/3/85 Preface: ------- This file is divided into 2 sections, one being for loser pirate's, the second being for lo
LUDEINFO.HUM # # # Basics of Luding # # ------ -- ------ # # By Sinbad Sailor # # M C M L X X X V! 0 D # # # Luding is a sport in which one or more person(s) takes h
MATHIMP.TXT Impure Mathematics ------ ----------- To prove once and for all that math can be fun, we present: Wherein it is related how that paragon of womanly virtue, young Polly Nomial (our her
MIAMI.HUM 8-25-86 Go Bare Light streaks through the blinds. Shadows are seen dancing on the far walls of his room. Images flicker as the breeze gently moves the Levelors about, the window ajar.
MODEMLIF.HAC The Modem Life. Is it Really Worth it? Written by The Nomad, for all BBS's that wish it. Note/Warning: The author of this file will go detailed into his life. He enought to handle wha
NIGHHACK.OMN %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% % NIGHT OF THE HACKERS % %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% % By: Richard Sandza
NOISE.ANA -[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]-[]- - - - Variable-pitched frequency generator - - or - - How to annoy your techers! - -
PAGING_G.AME Date: 17 March 1981 13:59 est Subject: The Paging Game To: sipb at MIT-MC, info-cobol at MIT-AI The following appeared in a recent issue of 'Multing', an on-line magazine distributed
PEAT.HUM When we tried to drag her out of the peat, her husband came out of the house. He had obviously been drinking, and his left hand held a meat cleaver. 'You,' he said, 'are Martian Spies
PEZRAMBL.OCT ___ ___ __ ___ __ ___ | \ |_ | \ |\ /| |_ |\ | /\ / |_ |__/ |__ |_/ | \/ | |__ | \| |~~| \__ |__ | \ | | -=and=- __ // // // /
PHRACK~1.PHK _ _ _______ | \/ | / _____/ |_||_|etal/ /hop _________/ / /__________/ (314)432-0756 24 Hours A Day, 300/1200 Baud Presents.... ==Phrack Inc.== Volume One, Issue One, Phile 1 of 8 Int
PHRACK~2.PHK ==Phrack Inc.== Volume Three, Issue 29, File #1 of 12 Phrack Inc. Newsletter Issue XXIX Index ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ November 17, 1989 Greetings and welcome to Issue
POKELIST.APP +=============================================================================+ !VER:2.1 (^)+=- PEEKS, POKES - CALLS -=+(^) (c) May. 1984! +===========================================
PURITY.TXT THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL P U R I T Y T E S T _______________________________________________________________________________ Version 4.0 (500) Final Release 23-Apr-1988 ________________
REALPEZ.OCT /\\ /\\ /\\ /\\ // \\ // \\ EPHISTO // \\ // \\ ADWARE // \// \\ // \// \\ -= and =- __ __ __ ___ __ __ /| / /| |\ |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ /_| /_ /
REALPIRA.HUM [/] [\] [/] [\] [/] [\] [/] [\] [/] [\] [\] [/] [/] THE REAL PIRATE'S GUIDE [\] [\] [/] [/] COMPILED BY [\] [\] RABID RASTA [/] [/] [\] [\] [/] [\] [/] [\] [/] [\
REAL~1.PGM Real Programmers... p. 1 'Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL' Back in the good old days -- the 'Golden Era' of computers, it was easy to separate the men from the boys (sometimes calle
REVHACK.OMN %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% % REVENGE OF THE HACKERS % %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% % By: Richard Sandza
REVOLT.DJ L.U.C.I.P.H.E.R. presents... D I C K A N D J A N E I N S T I G A T E A P O P U L A R R E V O L U T I O N By: The Deth Vegetable and Iskra See Dick. Dick is a peasant farmer! See Jane.
SAFEINFO.FUN (%=------------------=%) ) Safehouse Blueprints ( (%=------------------=%) =- 24 Hours =- 300/1200 baud =- 16 Megabytes Online =- Two seperate phone lines The Safehouse is run off
SEXSATAN.HUM SEX WITH SATAN S e x W i t h S a t a n by: Psycoe call The Heavy Metal AE Line: (316) 684-0190 p/w=maiden 300/1200 baud First of all, this file is dedicated to my late dog, Cindy, who
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STUPIDKI.HAC DURING THE PAST EIGHT YEARS, I HAVE BEEN HEAVILY INVOLVED WITH 'BULLETIN BOARD' SYSTEMS RUNNING ON MICROS AND MAINFRAMES. I'D LIKE TO GIVE A FEW EXAMPLES OF THE DESTRUCTIVENESS OF MAN
TAOPRO~1.PRO T h e T a o O f P r o g r a m m i n g T r a n s l a t e d B y G e o f f r e y J a m e s - 1 - T a b l e o f C o n t e n t s Book 1 -- The Silent Void Book 2 -- The Ancient Masters Boo
TAPING.HUM [The TAPING I by: UNDERWAREZ.] A phone conversation between a cool pirate, and this 15 year old Spermin' Bermin'/Jeff Spicolli wanna be. :AE: Number? DUMP-STER AE: Dialing: D..U..M..P
TENCOMS.PRO RBBS-PC Rules..... 1. Thou shalt not overstay thy welcome. The connect time limit is 72 minutes -- total -- per day. 2. Thou shalt not use offensive language. 3. Thou shalt not use th
TOP10.NWS THE TOP TEN MEDIA ERRORS ABOUT THE SJ GAMES RAID updated 2-12-92 As this story has developed, occasional errors creep into news stories-- and many of them have taken on a life of thei
TR823.TXT The Internet Worm Program: An Analysis Purdue Technical Report CSD-TR-823 Eugene H. Spafford Department of Computer Sciences Purdue University West Lafayette, IN 47907-2004 spaf@cs.pu
UPC.TXT ==)--- P TO PAUSE S TO STOP ---(== Cracking the Universal Product Code by Count Nibble Everyone encounters the UPC nowadays. You know, it's that set of black bars you see on virtuall
URINE.BOX /==:==:==:==:==:==:==:==:==\ | Urine Box Plans | ... new and improved! ... \==:==:==:==:==:==:==:==:==/ 3/2/86---- Now at last, Underground_Elite brings you
UTOPIA.HUM COME TO MCDONALDS, MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE? - YES ANYTHING TO DRINK WITH THAT? OK, THAT'LL BE $7.20, PLEASE PULL UP... )()(= IT HAS BEEN A LONG, ROUGH DAY AND YOU APPROACHING TH
VAXEN.JOK Article 88 of rec.humor.funny: Subject: VAXen, my children, just don't belong some places Keywords: long, funny Date: 1 Mar 89 11:30:05 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Approved: funny@
VIOLENCE.TXT /-----------------------------------\ | Fun! with Random Senseless | | Vandalism | | by | | /\/oo\/\ Count Nibble /\/oo\/\ | |
WARBITCH.TXT the glue ball bbs----------312-465-hack barney badass's b-files //////////////b-file #1////////////////
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WARNINGS.UFO THE FOLLOWING ARE COMMON SENSE WARNINGS WHEN DEALING WITH A UFO 1. Do not touch or attempt to touch a UFO that has landed. Passing through the Earth's atmosphere the skin of the craft
WATCHEM.PHK Watching the Watcher Watching You Uploaded to OSUNY BBS by Sir Knight (c) 1984-85 NPI/Appa Teleworks I [LESSON 1] THE TRAP =-=-=-=-=-= LOOKING FOR A FEDERAL AGENT IS BIG NEWS. OBVIOUS
WHYTEXT.OCT /======================\ Why I prefer Textfiles 2/27/87 - Jason Scott - Written during an illness. \======================/ Being the owner of one of the largest Textfile Clearinghous
YIPL.PHK File: YIPL (TAP) ISSUE #1 Read 31 times -=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=* = = * YIPL (TAP) Issue # 1 * = June 1971