From: johnson@access.digex.com (E. Johnson)
Date: 21 Apr 93 20:00:52 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Ren & Stimpy Favorite Quotes:  Volume One

Well, here's the latest edition of...

FAVORITE QUOTES OF REN & STIMPY      Volume One
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From "The Boy Who Cried Rat:"

    "Squeak.  Squeak, I tell you, SQUEAK!"  --R
    "Why that *is* a mouse, and he's beating up on our cheese!" --Mr. Pipe

From "Dog Show:"

    "Note how the smooth butt adds a regal appearance to your showdog."  
          --George Liquor
  
    "He looks good ... mighty good!"  --Mr. Horse


From "Fake Dad:"

    "Oh no!  My favorite couch!  My favorite TV!  My favorite friend!" --R

From "Fire Dogs:"

    "I've had it up to HERE with the likes of you people. ... Oh! I'm sorry.
     I thought you were circus midgets.  What can I do for you, hmmm?"  
       --Fire Chief

    "I've known fellers like that." --Fire Chief

From "In the Army:"

    "Recruits Ren and Stimpy please report to tear gas training ... DUH ..."
       --Military announcer

    "Happy happy happy ... peel peel peel."  --S

    "Psst.  Hey Guido.   It's all so clear to me now.  I'm the keeper of the
     cheese, and you're the lemon merchant.  Get it?  And they know it.
     That's why they want to kill us!  We gotta get out of here ... before
     they let loose the marmosets on us!  Don't worry, little missy, I'LL SAVE
     YOU!"  --R

From "Marooned:"

    "Now I see from whence the stench came."  --R
  
    "What a great coupke of guys he is..."    --R

From "Monkey See, Monkey Don't:"

    "I'm gonna be a monkey, monkey monkey muuuunkey!" --S

    "Ehh ... we've *evolved*." --R

From "Out West:"

    "C'mon everybody, let's have a hoedown!"  --S

    "Pillage pillage pillage ... loot loot loot!"  --S

From "Powdered Toast Man:"

    "Instantly, Powdered Toast Man ... ASSESSES the situation!" --Announcer
    "Will evil ever rest?  I hope not."  --PTM

From "Ren's Toothache:"

    "I smell something steeeenky!"  --Nerve ending fairy

From "Rubber Nipple Salesmen:"

    "I believe that one day everyone, everywhere will know the wonders of my
     nipples."   --S

From "Son of Stimpy:"

    "Stinky is not a fantasy, he IS real.  And I will find him!"  --S

    "He talks to *farts*, man!"  --Magic Nose Goblin

From "Space Madness:"

    "That's just it, we don't know.  Maaaybe something good, maaaybe something
     bad ... we don't know!"    --R

    "Oh my beloved ice cream bar ... how I love to lick your creamy center!"
        --R

From "Stimpy's Invention:"

    "Now we can talk to cheese, anywhere in the world, regardless of their
     foreign tongues."  --S

    "I know now what I must do.  I must use my power of invention ... to save
     Ren."    --S

    "You sick little monkey!"  --R
    
    "I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!"  --Stinky Wizzleteats

From "Sven Hoek:"
  
    "Oh, you like this game, huh?  Do you reeeeeeeeeealy like it?" --R

    "I'm gonna hit ya ... and you're gonna faaaaaall."             --R

    "Yillickers!  It's so beeg!"  --Sven Hoek

    "Heeey ... this is PRIVATE!"  --S

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*** In case you didn't figure it out, "--R" means it's a quote from Ren,
and "--S" means Stimpy.  All other names are spelled out in full.

*** I hold no responsibility for any errors contained in the quotes above;
I merely copied them out of e-mail messages I have received.

Again, if you have any additions, corrections, or suggestions, e-mail me
at johnson@access.digex.com, and your input should appear in the next volume.

That's all for now!

-eaj

