From: SESPC373@ysub.ysu.edu
Date: 5 Mar 93 17:44:57 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mash
Subject: trivia

>
>              95  QUESTIONS ABOUT M*A*S*H
>
> 1    What was the first question on the West Point exam that Klinger
>      took ?
>
> 2    What excuse did Henry use on the general for the reason Klinger
>      was dressed up as a pregnant lady ?
>
> 3    What pilot got named chopper pilot of the year for carrying 434
>      wounded ?
>
> 4    What was the name of the doctor in the Mash movie that was not in
>      the series ?
>
> 5    What song was playing when Frank was exposed to the camp while
>      on the shitter?
>
> 6    What's the name of BJ's babysitter back home?
>
> 7    Which MASH regulars were promoted?
>
> 8    Where was Radar promoted to Corporal Captain at. (Place and city)
>      and why was he there?
>
> 9    What was the name of the Black surgeon who shared quarters in the
>      Swamp in early episodes of MASH and what was his real name from the
>      movie
>
> 10   What kind of a doctor was he?
>
> 11   What was the VERY FIRST THING that BJ said to Frank?
>
> 12   Who was the P.A. announcer in the TV series?
>
> 13   What was Cpt. Pierces' imaginariy friends name ?
>
> 14   Who banged Maj. Margret Hulahan besides Frank Burns In the original
>      Movie ?
>
> 15   What did Pierce put in the gin still to make Frank B. think they were
>      lemon sqaushes ?
>
> 16   In the final episode what did B.J. get from a group Chineese giverupers?
>
> 17   What color did B.J. paint the cycle that he got in the final episode?
>
> 18   What is the name of the episode that Pierce almost gets taken away by
>      A psychologist for acting crazy ? ( eats the liver from the north Korean
>
> 19   In the episode called "operation nose lift" what does "Baracuda" mean ?
>
> 20   When Pierce won a jeep in a poker game from a supply seargent, what
>      did he get in place of it ?
>
> 21   What did Pierce do with the firing  pin from the howitzer?
>
> 22   In the episode where Margret disapers, where is she really?
>
> 23   In the same episode, Who was the only person who knew her where
>      abouts, but was asleep?
>
> 24   When Pierce sent radar to Seoul to get layed what happened to Radar?
>
> 25   In the episode ping pong, how many points does Radar spot Potter ?
>
> 26   What do Pierce and B.J. get in trade for their bath tub?
>
> 27   In the final episode who leaves first but then comes back?
>
> 28   In the original movie who is the big chest cutter (specialist) they
>      bring in ?
>
> 29   In the episode end run what is the football player's name from Iowa
>      that looses his leg ? What position did he play ?
>
> 30   Who accidently threw away Margrets wedding ring?
>
> 31   Why do Pierce and BJ get ice cream in trade for their bath tub?
>
> 32   Who took Radars tonsels out?
>
> 33   Who got to take the most baths in the bath tube episode?
>
> 34   In the bath tub episode what was Klinger's scam to get out of the
>      army and how did it end up?
>
> 35   How did Klinger say he was sorry for jumping in the bath tubb
>      with Margret ? And what did he ask her ?
>
> 36   How many seasons did the MASH episodes run for?
>
> 37   Why did Wayne Rogers (Trapper John) leave the series?
>
> 38   When Frank Burns declares alchohal not allowed on base, what three
>      people disobey his order ?
>
> 39   One episode were they have to bug out and they have a wounded
>      soldier with a back injury that can not be moved, who stays behind
>      with the patient ?
>
> 40   In the episode were someone is trying to kill Henry Blake. Who
>      is this person ?
>
> 41   What is the name of the nurse who get s Henry Blake brought up on
>      treason charges ( lending aid and comfort to the enemy )
>
> 42   How does Henry prove these charges false ?
>
> 43   What do Pierce and Klinger blow up with prima cord ?
>
> 44   What gets written on the tounge depressors as they are glued to
>      the tower ?
>
> 45   What does M*A*S*H stand for ?
>
> 46   What does B.J. say the intials B.J. stands for?
>
> 47   What is the title to the Mash theme ?
>
> 48   What character in the series said " stink fish pot "
>
> 49   When Radar races his mouse against the Marines' mouse, why is
>      it that he wins?
>
> 50   What is the name of the spare rib restaurant in Chicago that
>      Pierce orders ribs from?
>
> 51   What does Pierce forget to order along with the ribs?
>
> 52   In the poker game were Charles is playing, What does the gang
>      figure out Charles does when he is bluffing?
>
> 53   In the final episopde who drives the tank off the compound into
>      the garbage pile to stop the shelling ?
>
> 54   In the final episode how does Potter leave the camp at the end ?
>
> 55   In the original movie, what charecter thinks he is a homosexual ?
>
> 56   In what type of vehicle does Charles leave the camp in the final
>      episode ?
>
> 57   Who said " If my dog had a face like yours I would shave its but
>      and teach him to walk backwards "
>
> 58   How does Cpt. Pierce obtian a moose ( Yung He ) from a Sgt.that
>      is just passing through ?
>
> 59   In the original movie what is the nickname they call the dentist ?
>
> 60   Who said " Someone came in here and comitted a cleanness " ?
>
> 61   In the episode " mad dogs and servicemen" who do they think gets
>      bitten by a dog with rabies ?
>
> 62   In the episode " the bus " Who were the characters on the bus ?
>
> 63   In the same episode,when the bus breaks down, who fixes it ?
>
> 64   Who said " Kick Burns in the shins and give him a headache. " ?
>
> 65   When the Mash group puts a time capsule in the ground, what does
>      Charles put in ?
>
> 66   When Klinger buys a goat from a peddler, What does the goat eat
>      That gets Pierce in trouble ?
>
> 67   Name the col. that wanted to court marshal Pierce, BJ, Charles
>      and Margret.
>
> 68   There were three times that radar was in the hospital, what were
>      the causes for them ?
>
> 69   Name The officer that claimed to be Christ.
>
> 70   Whats the name of the general that flipped at dawn ?
>
> 71   Who played general Steel ?
>
> 72   Who said " It makes me no never mind ! "?
>
> 73   IN what episode did Shelly Long appear ?
>
> 74   What Instrumentdid Charles play that BJ and Pierce did not like ?
>
> 75   How did they get rid of the french horn ?
>
> 76   When Klinger wants to re-enlist, what oath does Col. Potter have
>      him take ?
>
> 77   Why is it that Klinger wants to re-enlist after all he has done
>      to try and get out ?
>
> 78   In the episode where Trapper wants to adopt a little Korean boy
>      who's parents could not be found, What was the boys name, and
>      why was Trapper unable to adopt him ?
>
> 79   In the same episode, Who let the little boy wonder off into
>      a mind field ?
>
> 80   What is Pioneer aviation ?
>
> 81   What was the name of the man who claimed to be a surgeon and
>      really was not ?  What was his real name, and his assumed name ?
>
> 82   Why do Pierce and BJ order sausage cassings from Tony Pacos in
>      Toledo ?
>
> 83   When Klinger recieved the 500 empty sausage cassings, what did
>      He say would go great with them ?
>
> 84   When Charles found an infant ( of mixed race ) outside the
>      swamp, what was their final solution for finding the child
>      a home ?
>
> 85   When Radar was trying to get his highschool diploma through the
>      mail, what was the name of of the org. he was getting it from ?
>
> 86   What was the name of the psychologist that was sent by General
>      Clayton to see if the 4077 should be split up ?
>
> 87   When Maj. Burns saw a Korean digging in a near by field, what
>      did he discover when he dug it up ?
>
> 88   Name at least three cities that are on the sign post !
>
> 89   What is the name of the General that wanted Pierce as his personal
>      doctor ?
>
> 90   What was the name of the Corpral that left Radar to take care
>      of his girl and child ? What was the girls name ?
>
> 91   Where was this Corpral from ?
>
> 92   Radar had a mouse that raced against some Marines mouse,
>      What was the name of Radars mouse and the Marines mouse ?
>
> 93   When Maj. Magret Hulahan got married, who was the best man ?
>
> 94   What part did Gen. Kesner play in M*A*S*H ?
>
> 95   How did Winchester get assigned to the 4077 ?
>
> 96   Who got a perfect score on the foot inspection ?
>
>97
>
>
>
>              92  ANSWERS ABOUT M*A*S*H
>
> 1    Mary's mother asked Mary to go to the store and buy 9 apples.  Mary
>      can only carry 2 apples at a time.  How many trips to the store does
>      Mary have to make?
>
> 2    He's in the big show Saturday night.
>
> 3    Dangerous Dan !!!!
>
> 4    Duke Forester
>
> 5    Stars and Stripes Forever
>
> 6    Norma Jean. (18? 16. Ooh)
>
> 7    Radar was promoted to 2nd Lt. (won in poker game by BJ &
>      Hawkeye, Radar gives it back shortly after), Klinger promoted to
>      Sergeant Father Mulcahy promoted to Captian
>      Frank was promoted to Lt. Colonel when he was Stateside
>      after he left the series.
>      Also Radar's "promotion" to Corporal-Captain.
>
> 8    Officer's Club, Kimpo Air Base, Seoul.
>
> 9    Spearchucker. Dr. Oliver Wendell Jones.
>
> 10   Neurosurgeon.
>
> 11   Hi Ferret Face.
>
> 12   The wounded soldier who gave Klinger a matchbook from "TheTreanage"
>
> 13   Tuttle
>
> 14   Duke Forest
>
> 15   A lemon cough drop.
>
> 16   A motorcycle
>
> 17   Yellow
>
> 18   Bananas, crackers and nuts
>
> 19   A nurse
>
> 20   A Howitzer
>
> 21   He threw it into the cess pool.
>
> 22   Delivering a baby in a near by village.
>
> 23   Klinger
>
> 24   He got wounded on the way
>
> 25   18
>
> 26   Two cases of 12 year old scotch and two quarts of strawberry ice cream.
>
> 27   B.J.
>
> 28   Trapper John
>
> 29   Billy Tyler, Running back
>
> 30   Klinger
>
> 31   Because radar got his tonsels taken out.
>
> 32   Colonel Potter
>
> 33   Charles Emerson Winchester III
>
> 34   He was going to melt himself (heat stroke) He ended up wripping
>      off his clothes and jumping in the bath tubb with Margret.
>
> 35   He brought her a bowl of Radar's ice cream and then he ask her what
>      she was doing Saturday night?
>
> 36   11
>
> 37   Contract problems
>
> 38   Pierce, Trapper and Margret
>
> 39   Pierce, Margret and Radar
>
> 40   Cowboy, the chopper pilot
>
> 41   Nurse Kraty
>
> 42   Pierce and Trapper bring nurse kraty to the trail and show that she
>      did the aiding not Henry.
>
> 43   The tower Pierce builds with tounge depressors.
>
> 44   The names of the wounded who had passed through the 4077.
>
> 45   Mobile Army Surgical Hospital
>
> 46   Anything you want !OR Just about anything !
>
> 47   Suicide is painless
>
> 48   Frank Burns
>
> 49   Charles Winchester gave radars mouse a small portoin of speed.
>
> 50   Adam's Ribs.
>
> 51   colslaw.
>
> 52   He whistles louder when he has nothing.
>
> 53   Cpt. Pierce
>
> 54   On Sophie, the horse
>
> 55   Painless pole
>
> 56   A garbage truck.
>
> 57   M.Q.Klinger
>
> 58   He wins her in a poker game.
>
> 59   Painless poll
>
> 60   Trapper John
>
> 61   Radar
>
> 62   Potter, B.J., Pierce, Radar, Burns.
>
> 63   A Chineese soldier that surrendered to them.
>
> 64   Potter
>
> 65   A bottle of boose
>
> 66   The Pay Roll
>
> 67   Col. Danial Webster Tucker
>
> 68   Tonsels,shoulder wound,rabies
>
> 69   Capt. Arnold Chandler
>
> 70   General steel
>
> 71   Sherman Potter-- Harry Morgan
>
> 72   Frank Burns
>
> 73   Bottle fatuige
>
> 74   The french Horn.
>
> 75   Ran it over with a jeep.
>
> 76   The Presidential oath
>
> 77   His X-wife is going to marry his best friend back in Toledo.
>
> 78   Kim, they found his mother
>
> 79   Frank Burns & Maj. Hulahan
>
> 80   A make believe company that Pierce made up to make Frank look like
>      a fool... So Frank would try to buy stock in the company.
>
> 81   Sgt. Schwartz, Capt. Casey
>
> 82   They were trying to build a kidney machine.
>
> 83   500 empty beer cans.
>
> 84   A monistary
>
> 85   The triple A diplma company of Delivan Indiana
>
> 86   Capt. Hildabrand
>
> 87   cabbage or kimche
>
> 88   Indianaplis, Connie Island, San Fran, LA, Soule, Burbank
>
> 89   Gen. Ted Korsack
>
> 90   Corp. Muligan, Mai Ping
>
> 91   Bitter Creek, Wyoming
>
> 92   Daisy, Slugo
>
> 93   Frank Burns
>
> 94   He is the Gen. that Frank Burns jumped in to the bath with
>      fully clothed.
>
> 95   He beat his comander at cribbage, and then Burns left and
>      WINCHESTER GOT ASSIGNED THERE FOR EVER.
>
> 96 Col. Potter
>
>
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