(13) Wed 15 Oct 97 15:28 By: Kurt Foster To: All Re: Cassini launched; Earth doomed! St: 61> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ @EID:f645 234f7b80 @MSGID: 1:128/166.0 3445356a CASSINI LAUNCH SUCCESSFUL, ACTIVISTS TO SUE Anti-nuclear activists today announced that they would be filing suit in Federal court, in the wake of the launch "without a hitch" of the Cassini space probe. "The announcement of the successful launch is an attempt to discredit our movement, and is therefore libellous", a spokesman said. "It's part of a conspiracy designed to conceal the true hazards of nuclear radiation." The activists are also calling for Congressional hearings to investigate whether the launch really was as successful as the announcement said. The spokesman pointed out that, since the anti-nuclear protesters had all fled the area prior to the launch, "we only have NASA's word that the rocket didn't actually explode, and they have an obvious interest in saying they were successful no matter what. For all we know, they could at this very moment be covering up the worst catastrophe in human history". If these efforts are unsuccessful, the activists will wait until the 1999 flyby of Earth. If NASA announces the maneuver to have gone as planned, the activists will again demand Congressional hearings to investigate the truth of NASA's announcement. If they are still unsatisfied, the activists will sue all parties who worked to make the mission successful, on the grounds that those parties conspired to deny the activists a chance to prove the truth of their claims about the hazards of nuclear materials. --- Maximus/2 3.01 * Origin: -Telegraph Road- Woodland Park,CO 719-687-4179 USR/V34+ (1:128/166) SEEN-BY: 128/1 73 139 149 166 248 218/890 1001 353/250 396/1 3615/50 SEEN-BY: 3615/51 @PATH: 128/166 1 248 3615/50 218/1001