[10] From: Joke of the Day at equinoxsmtp 11/28/97 4:20AM (3185 bytes: 77 ln) To: JOTD@lists.ironclad.net.au at EQUINOXSMTP cc: jotd@iname.com at EQUINOXSMTP bcc: Fred Rice Subject: JOTD Nov 28 ------------------------------- Message Contents ------------------------------- I hope all of you had a great Thanksgiving. Personally I need to go on a diet...and fast ! Thanks to Marilyn for this one !! Enjoy !! ====================== Why did the chicken cross the road? MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the Chicken,"thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crosseth the road, and there was much rejoicing. FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "what the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?" OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing? And who in high places is trying to cover up this chicken double crossing affair ?" DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross the road. LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference. BUDDHA: Asking the question denies your own chicken nature. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? ==================================================================== Please check out my Joke of the Day Home Site @ http://jotd.home.ml.org/ - or - http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Heights/5422/ For the BEST in French Cooking visit : http://www.dreamscape.com/liseps/ Thanks to Ironclad Internet for hosting the JOTD Mailing list !! To Subscribe : Send a message to requests@lists.ironclad.net.au with SUBSCRIBE JOTD in either the subject or body of the message. To Un-Subscribe : Send a message to requests@lists.ironclad.net.au with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in either the subject or the body of the message :(( Reference.COM has begun archiving the JOTD list as of: July 18, 1997 Searchable archives for the lists are available at: http://www.reference.com/cgi-bin/pn/listarch?list=JOTD@kjsl.com ====================================================================