(51)    Sun 23 Nov 97 23:00
By: Pen Kreps
To: All
Re: joke
St:
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During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting,
"The building is on fire!"

The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed.

The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed the collection plate to pay for the damage.

The Jews posted symbols on the doors, hoping the fire would pass.

The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God!"

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.

The Christian Scientist concluded that there was no fire.

The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee
to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The atheist secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire
out.


Pen

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