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A nice Jewish girl brings home her fiancee to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young
man. He invites the fiancee to his study for schnapps.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the fiancee.

"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar." the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do
to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's
accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for
us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will
provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancee. The
conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions,
the fiancee insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks "So? How did it go?"

The father answers, "He has no job and no plans. But the good news
is, he thinks I'm God." 

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