(1647)  Sat 31 May 97  2:46
By: Mark O'Neill
To: All
Re: What a week!
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 * Original message dated 06 May 97, at 12:13:20 from Rob Hilditch of 3:800/
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One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell.  As he is wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting with a demon:

Demon:  Why so glum, chum?

Guy  :  What do you think?  I'm in hell.

Demon:  Hell's not so bad.  We actually have a lot of fun down here.
        You a drinkin' man?

Guy  :  Sure, I love to drink.

Demon:  Well, you're gonna love Mondays then.  On Mondays, that's all
        we do is drink.  Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet
        Tab... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.

Guy  :  Gee, that sounds great.

Demon:  You a smoker?

Guy  :  You better believe it.

Demon:  Alright!  You're gonna love Tuesdays.  We get the finest cigars
        from around the world and smoke our lungs out.  If you get
        cancer, it's okay... you're already dead.

Guy  :  No shit!

Demon:  I bet you like to gamble.

Guy  :  Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Demon:  Good, because Wednesday is gambling day.  Craps, Blackjack,
        horse races, you name it.  We even opened up a pai gow poker
        table.

Guy  :  Hmmm, I never played pai gow before...

Demon:  Well, now you can.  You like to do drugs?

Guy  :  Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...

Demon:  That's right!  Thursday is drug day.  Help yourself to a great
        big bowl of crack.  Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.
        You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's
        okay... you're already dead.

Guy  :  Yeah!  I never realized that hell was such a swingin' place!

Demon:  You gay?

Guy  :  Uh, no....

Demon:  Oooh... you're gonna hate Fridays!!

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