(1501)  Sun 0 Jan 96  4:01
By: David Rice
To: Scott Taylor
Re: Baaaaaahhh
St:
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to: Scott Taylor
Sub: Baaaaaahhh

-=> Quoting Ken Young to Jan Deboer <=-

>> Can you bleat for us, Kenny?

>KY> I conform to no one.  I do what I believe is
>KY> right, and if I happen to agree with some groups,
>KY> such as churches, that is great, and just tells
>KY> me that they are on the right path.

I suspect the Nazis said the same thing.

ST> You HAVE seen Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
ST> haven't you?
ST>
ST> Brian - "You're all individuals."
ST>
ST> Thronged mass - "Yes! Yes! We are all individuals!"

Painfully Transcribed by sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie

BRIAN
Good Morning.

CROWD
A BLESSING! A BLESSING! A BLESSING!

BRIAN
No, No. please, please, please listen. I've got one or two
things to say.

CROWD
TELL US! TELL US BOTH OF THEM.

BRIAN
Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't Need to follow me. You
don't Need to follow anybody. You've got to think for
yourselves. You're all individuals.

CROWD
YES! WE'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS!

BRIAN
You're all different.

CROWD
YES. WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT.

FOLLOWER 5
I'm not.

CROWD
Ssssh. Ssssh.

BRIAN
You've all got to work it our for yourselves.

CROWD
YES. WE'VE GOT TO WORK IT OUT FOR OURSELVES.

BRIAN
Exactly.

CROWD
TELL US MORE!

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FROM A DIFFERENT (ANONYMOUS) TRANSCRIBER:


Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Cheer up, Brian.  You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...

(the music fades into the song)

..always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)
Come on!

(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)


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