(1980)  Sat 22 Mar 97 14:31
By: Rod Swift
To: All
Re: Lon Mabon
St:
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 * On 16-03-97 at 11:26, JIM STAAL wrote to KARL SCHNEIDER,
   on the topic of "Lon Mabon" in echo Holysmoke:

JS> JS> JS> The correct question was 'why _did_ I use the name Lon S. Mabon.
JS> JS> JS> (there is no such person).

JS>  KS> Well, you are clearly, as usual, lying.

JS> You not even making sense. There is no such person.

        They'll Get You Anyway

        There are some people here in Oregon;
          they're called the OCA.
        They've decided it's perverse
          to be lesbian or gay
        They're making up a list,
          and you know they'll check it twice
        Because they're sure The Bible
          is exceedlingly precise.

        I guess you might be wondering
          how they'll know if you are gay.
        The answer is quite simple:
          they have their little ways.
        You're a man who likes to cook?
          You're a woman without a bra?
        They'll follow you home, hide under your bed,
          jump out and say "Aha!"

        Chorus:  Oh, the OCA
        They'll get you if you're gay
          And if you're not?
          Who cares?  So what?
        They'll get you anyway!

        You just sat down to dinner,
          and you turn on your TV.
        There's Lon Mabon, going on
          about how you should be.
        He has ten thousand videos
          showing what he thinks is wrong,
        But they don't have any music
          so we're giving him this song!

        They talk of "family values,"
          but if the truth be told,
        They define your family for you
          so put your choice on hold.
        They say that they are Christian
          while they're legislating hate...
        But they're "good" and "kind" and "decent,"
          and most of them are straight!

        You say your son's a teacher,
          he's been manly all his life?
        Just joined the local Elks club,
          has such a lovely wife.
        But someone said they saw him
          hug his old friend, Russ.
        That's it; he's canned; he's outta here
          he's perverse and dangerous!

        Since they know what's best,
          they'll be making all the rules;
        Who to love, how to be,
          and what to teach in schools.
        To make us all conform,
          they'll be drawing up the list:
        Fire the teachers, writers...
          and of course, the therapists!

        You just bought season tickets,
          and you love the NBA,
        Then Clyde pats Michael's butt...
          Oh God - could they be gay?
        The OCA is watching
          and no matter what the score
        The Blazers and the Bulls
          play in Oregon no more!

        It's time to rout the sinners out,
          it's time to start the search
        Through the Army and the Navy,
          the Air Force and the church...
        The Boy Scouts and the Masons,
          and quick, without delay -
        It's time to watch the watchers
          who are in the OCA!

        If they win in November,
          then after Measure Nine
        The OCA will make your bed
          and choose your Valentine.
        Re-paint the Sistine Chapel,
          say goodbye to Elton John;
        Kick Martina out of tennis...
          burn a cross out on your lawn!

        Chorus: Oh, the OCA
        They'll get you if you're gay.
          And if you're not?
          Who cares?  So what?
        They'll get you anyway!


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