From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: Bad Jokes>offensive to Hillbillies>
Date: Saturday, April 09, 1994 4:10PM

*Q* How do you castrate a hillbilly?

*A* Kick his sister in the jaw.

I have been around for almost 20 years now and we all know how many
brands of cars there are well...here are some things you might not have
known.

What Cars Names Really Mean....
Subaru backwards is U R A Bus
Ford Means Fix or Repair Daily
           Flipped On Race Day
           Found on Road Dead
And the last which may be offensive to blacks or elderly...
Pontiac stands for Poor Old Niger Thinks it's a Cadillac

Sorry..had to do it!
                PET

