From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: Hoosier Hoops Humor III
Date: Sunday, April 10, 1994 9:40PM

        An IU basketball fan died and went to heaven.  St. Peter met him
at the pearly gates and proceeded to give him the grand tour of
paradise.
        After looking around for awhile, the fan told St. Peter that he
was very impressed, but what he really wanted to see was some
basketball.  St. Peter immediately took the fan to the basketball courts
where there was a game taking place.
        "This is great," said the fan. "But what is the guy with the `F'
on his chest?"
        "Oh, he's a forward," St. Peter explained.
        "I see," said the fan, "But what about the guy with the `G' on
his chest?"
        "He's a guard." explained St. Peter.
        "Oh, I get it.  And the guy with the `C" on his chest is a
center, right?"
        "Right."
        "But, St. Peter," said the fan, "Who is the guy with the `BK' on
his chest?"
        "Oh, that's God," said St. Peter.  "He thinks he's Bobby Knight."

