From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: FIRST RULE OF CRIME: DON'T GET SIDETRACKED
Date: Friday, April 08, 1994 9:33AM

        When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and
demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns. He said
$100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun. The
robber handed it over, grabbed the cash and headed for the exit. But Jiwi
had pushed a button under the counter that automatically locked the door.
        "He turned to me and asked what was going on," Jiwi says. "I told
him to bring the money back and I would let him go. He brought the money back,
and I opened the door."

