From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: Hoosier Hoops Humor
Date: Friday, April 08, 1994 2:31PM

To all you ignorant sods who aren't familiar with the best game ever
invented, Gene Keady is the coach of the Purdue Boilermakers and if you
don't know who the General is, I'm not going to tell you.

        One day, Gene Keady approached Coach Knight in Bloomington with a
problem that had been bothering him lately.  "Bobby," he said,  "How do I
tell if I have a smart player or not?"
        Knight, who was then holding a practice, called Damon Bailey over
from where he was running drills.  "Damon," he said, "Who is your only
uncle's brother's son?"
        "Damon Bailey," responded Damon promptly.
        "There, you see, Coach?" Knight told Coach Keady.
        Feeling much more confident, Coach Keady returned to Mackey arena
where he lost no time in calling over Matt Waddell.  "Matt," he said,
"Who's your only uncle's brother's son?"
        Looking puzzled for a minute, Waddell soon replied, "Matt Waddell?"
        "No," Keady remonstrated, "Damon Bailey!"

