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Date: Fri, 23 Jul 1993 10:28:00 PST
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         The Male is always right.

         The Male has a moral obligation, however, to protect the
         bug (hereafter referred to as 'female') from this
         self-esteem-destroying reality.

         This selfless act of giving is to be administered when a
         female espouses the delusion that she is right about
         anything, with certain restrictions.  It shall take the form
         of, "Sure, whatever you say."  Other variations may include,
         "Yeah, right," or a mere "whatever" or "Uh-huh."

         These responses in no way imply concession, and varying
         degrees of sarcasm can be conveyed depending on the
         seriousness of the situation.

         Upon responding to the latest inane female request with the
         appropriate response, the male shall proceed to do whatever
         he decides is best, that being, by definition, also in the
         female's best interest.

         The female shall never challenge this arrangement because she
         is unable to comprehend such subtleties -- ignorance is
         bliss.

         There are exceptions to these rules.  Should a female make
         any attempt, rational or otherwise, to question, express an
         opinion, issue a condition or directive involving one of the
         topics listed below, the male shall be under no obligation to
         display such sensitivity to the female ineptness:

         Guns (use)
         Dogs
         Cars (need for, value of, or how best to repair)
         Money (all situations)
         Work (or lack of)
         Sports (those activities involving a ball or puck)
         Fishing and hunting (the need for)
         Barbecues ('nuff said)
         Beer (consumption -- frequency and quantity)
         The "Guys" (The frequency or length of visits and evenings
                     out with)

         These topics are off limits to even attempts at comprehension
         by the female.

         No man shall ever be required to discuss any of the
         following:

         Relationships
         Feelings
         Any sentence beginning with, "But you use to... " or, "How
         come you never ______ anymore?"
         Any inquiry concerning what goes on during nights 'out with
         the guys.'
         In-laws (or why he never wants to have them over)

         Or, any topic that could follow the phrase, "We need to
         talk."


         These are the ground rules.


         With deepest respect,

         C.O.T.U. and Wonga-Taa

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