From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: <humor> News from the BBC and a blonde joke
Date: Saturday, April 09, 1994 10:33AM

After an Easter break I am in my office catching up on the mail - both snail
and e - and listening to the BBC World Service in a futile attempt to drown
out
the sound of pile driving nearby (thriving Hong Kong). Anyway I thought that
I'd pass on two reports that the BBC provided in their week's summary of the
press.

In a pub (bar) in England the owner has fitted a see-though cistern on one of
the toilets so that customers can watch the goldfish that he has put inside
the
cistern! An attempt to get the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals to
take action has failed. THe owner commented that he didn't think that it did
any harm to the fish as their water was being changed very regularly.

In a Japanese research laboratory where hamsters are used for experiments the
staff all gather together once a week whilst holy men sing mantras for the
souls of those hamsters who have died that week.


OFFENSIVE TO BLONDES

A group of blondes decided to go to London to do some shopping and so they
climbed into a car and set off down the road in the direction of London.
However, after a while they came to a road sign saying

                           LONDON LEFT

and so they stopped, shrugged their shoulders, turned round and went home.

(Think about it.)

Mike R

