From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: humor <sexual connotation>
Date: Saturday, April 09, 1994 6:53PM

Juan and Raul were out working in the fields one day and Juan pulls out
his new rifle.  "Hey Raul. Take a look at the new rifle I bought." He
shows Raul a large rifle with a huge scope on it. "Raul, this gun is the
shit. When I look at that tree through the scope, I can see a little squirrel
eating a nut. When I look at that other tree, I can see the mother robin
feeding worms to her babies."  Raul is defiitely impressed with Juan's
gun. He then asks Juan to look towards his house and tell him what he
sees.
"Oh, no. Bad news" says Juan as he looks at Raul's house.
"What's the matter Juan. Tell me what you see!"
"Well Raul, you're wife is in there with another man and they both are
standing there naked!"
Raul starts shaking with anger. "Juan, you're my best friend. I want you
to do me a favor."
"What's that Raul?"
"I want you to take one bullet and blow my wife's head off. Then take
another bullet and blow that guy's penis clear off. I would do it myself
but you're a better shot and you have to do it for me!!" Raul pleads for a
while until Juan finally agrees.
"Okay Raul go over there and get me two bullets"  Raul goes and grabs to
bullets out of the truck and brings them back to Juan.
"Here you go Juan. DON"T miss!"
Juan picks up the gun and takes aim. He looks for a minute, lowers the gun
and says "I'm only going to need one of those bullets after all!"

