From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: Indianapolis Colts
Date: Friday, April 08, 1994 10:55PM

        I have been a faithful Colts fan since they moved to
Indianapolis.  While I will never abandon them, that does not mean that I
am above passing on jokes that my friends choose to throw at me.  Such as...

        A recent court case involved a child who was a victim of physical
abuse by his parents.  This raised the obvious question of who was to
gain custody of the child.  The judge asked if he wanted to say with his
father, but the boy replied no, his father always beat him.  When asked
if he wanted to stay with his mother, again the boy replied no, his
mother beat him, too.  Instead, he wanted to stay with the Colts.  When
asked why he wanted to stay with the Colts, the boy replied, "The Colts
don't beat anybody."

