From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: Riddles for kids of all ages
Date: Sunday, April 10, 1994 5:00PM

        Q. What kind of pigeons prefer sitting to standing?
        A. Stool pigeons.

        Q. Who do little cows love the most?
        A. Their mothers and fodders.

        Q. Why do cows wear bells?
        A. Because their horns don't work.

        Q. What do they call cows in Russia?
        A. Moscows.

