From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: Shopping
Date: Monday, April 11, 1994 5:11AM

From: Paul Robinson <PAUL@TDR.COM>
Organization: Tansin A. Darcos & Company, Silver Spring, MD USA
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"Mother, dear, how long is that 'thing' going to be tomorrow?  I
want to go shopping with Mitzi."
"Daughter, dear, that 'thing' is your father's wake."

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Paul Robinson - Paul@TDR.COM
Voted "Largest Polluter of the (IETF) list" by Randy Bush <randy@psg.com>
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