From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: Top Ten List for 4/8/94
Date: Saturday, April 09, 1994 12:18AM

---> April 8, 1994 <---

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Top Ten Good Things About Having Madonna On Your Talk Show
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**Madonna was a guest on the Late Show on March 30, and she "swore like a
  sailor" all through the interview.**

10. The host can sit back, relax and let the censors do all the work
 9. It's just a pleasure to match wits with a genuine conversationalist of the
    old school
 8. In just 15 minutes, makes it feel like you've done a whole week of shows
 7. She'll frighten any remaining rats out of your theater
 6. 13 in a row, commercial-free obscenities!
    (Madonna said the f-word 13 times during the interview)
 5. For the first time, you truly understand why Sean Penn went nuts
 4. Two words:  Free Underpants!
    (As Madonna walked on stage, she gave Dave a pair of her underpants)
 3. Even the ghost of Ed Sullivan gets some action
 2. You get to spend more time with her than if you were just having sex
 1. It makes your mom proud


Brian Peek
peekb@gar.union.edu
Owner of the Late Show with David Letterman Top Ten List Listserv

