   This was passed on to me by my dear friend and compatriot of
eclectic philosophy ...Alacron...and I simply had to post it
here.

            A Menu of Philosphical Options

Taosim: Shit Happens
Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit Happens"
Buddihism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Judaism: Why does shit laways happen to us?
New Age: It is not shit, and it is not happening.
Christian Science: Shit does not happen
Mormonism: You must study your ancestral shit.
Sufism: Shit Whirls
Baha'i: Shit is one
Hare Krishna: "Shit happens, Shit happens, happens, happens, shit, shit"
Jehovah's Witness: Shit is comming
Vedanta: Shit is an illusion
Paganism: The gods are shit
Shamanism: Shit is fertilizer
Atheism: No shit!
EST: I acknowledge my shit, and it's okay
Existentialism: So, Shit happens.
Agnosticism: Maybe there is shit, maybe not.
Marxism: We have nothing to lose but our shit.
Humanists: We shit, therefore we are
Cynics: We doubt shit
Stoics: We accept shit
Epicureanism: Ignore shit, be happy
Cannibalism: Eat shit
Freemasonry: We know shit, you don't
Voodoo: We interpret shit
Capitalism: Shit has a price
Wicca: Mom's giving me shit
Oral Roberts: Send me money or shit will happen
Heisenberg: Shit may happen and it may not
National Rifle Association: Shit doesn't happen, people do.
NAACP: Shit is a terrible thing to waste
Jerry Falwell" "#*#$ happens"
N.O.W. : Men are shit
Rastafarianism: This is good shit

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