
    EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECIEVED BY TEACHERS AT SCHOOL VIA NOTES FROM HOME



 1.  Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30,
     31, 32, and 33.

 2.  Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
     gramps.

 3.  I had to feep Billie home because she ad to go Christmas shopping because
     I didn't know what size she ware.

 4.  Please execute Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.

 5.  Mary could not come to school because she was bothered by very close
     vains.

 6.  Chris will not be in school cuz he has an acre in his side.

 7.  John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

 8.  Excuse Gloria. She has benn under the docter.

 9.  Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

10.  My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizacal ed. Please
     execute him.

11.  Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt
     in the growing part.

12.  My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this
     weekend with the Marines.

13.  Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell of a
     tree and misplaced her hip.

14.  Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

15.  PLease excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating.

16.  Please Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahi) (diaheeh),
     (dyeh) the shits.

17.  George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

18.  Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sore trout.

19.  Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday, because he had the fuel.

20.  Please excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

21.  Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.

22.  Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
     headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, sore
     throad, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't
     the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going
     around, her father even got hot last night.
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