STATE OF ALABAMA  DRIVER LICENSE APPLICATION

    Last name: ________________
    First name:
    (_) Billy-Bob
    (_) Billy-Joe
    (_) Billy-Ray
    (_) Billy-Sue
    (_) Billy-Mae
    (_) Billy-Jack
    (_) just plain Billy
    (Check appropriate box)

   Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

   Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

   Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

   Occupation:
    (_) Farmer
    (_) Mechanic
    (_) Hair Dresser
    (_) Un-employed
    (_) Dirty Politician

   Spouse's Name: __________________________
   2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
   3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
   Lover's Name: _________________________
   2nd Lover's Name: _________________________
   Relationship with spouse:
    (_) Sister
    (_) Brother
    (_) Aunt
    (_) Uncle
    (_) Cousin
    (_) Mother
    (_) Father
    (_) Son
    (_) Daughter
    (_) Pet

   Number of children living in household: ___
   Number of children living in shed: ___
   Number that are yours: ___

   Mother's Name: _______________________
   Father's Name: _______________________
   (If not sure, leave blank )

   Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

   Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check 
   appropriate box)

   ___ Total number of vehicles you own
   ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
   ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
   ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
   ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

   Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    ____ truck
    ____ bedroom
    ____ bathroom
    ____ kitchen
    ____ shed

   Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
   Do you have a gun rack?
    (_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:

   Kind of flag in rear window?
     ____ Rebel flag
     ____ Rebel flag
     [If none or other, please note kind of bullet-proof glass 
     installed in truck.]

   Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    (_) The National Enquirer
    (_) The Globe
    (_) TV Guide
    (_) Soap Opera Digest
    (_) Rifle and Shotgun
    (_) Field and Stream
    (_) Outdoor Life

   ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
   ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
   ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

   How often do you bathe:
    (_)Weekly
    (_)Monthly
    (_)Not Applicable

   Color of teeth:
    (_)Yellow
    (_)Brownish-Yellow
    (_)Brown
    (_)Black
    (_)N/A (teeth, what teeth?)

   Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
    (_)Red-Man
    (_)Levi Garret

   How far is your home from a paved road?
    (_)1 mile
    (_)2 miles
    (_)roads are "paved" now?
    (_)don't know


   Please sign (X is acceptable)______________________