Redneck Buzz 

(This here is the Redneck's Guide to Computer Lingo)
 

 LOG ON			Making the woodstove hotter

 LOG OFF		Don't add no more wood

 MONITOR		Keepin an eye on that woodstove

 DOWNLOAD		Gettin the farwood ofn the truk

 MEGA HERTZ		When yer not keerful gettin that farwood 
			downloaded

 FLOPPY DISK		Whatca git from tryin to carry too much 
			farwood

 RAM                    That thar thang whut splits th farwood

 HARD DRIVE		Gettin home in th winter taim

 PROMPT			Whut th mail ain't in th winter taim

 WINDOWS		Whut to shut when its cold outside

 SCREEN			Whut to shut when its blak fly season

 BYTE			Whut them dang flys do

 CHIP			Muchies fer th TV

 MICRO CHIP		Whuts left in th munchie bag

 INFRARED		Whur th left over munchies go, Fred eats 
                  	em

 MODEM			Whatca did to the hay fields

 DOT MATRIX		Ol Dan Matrix's wife

 LAP TOP		Whur th kitty sleeps

 KEYBOARD		Whur ya hang th dang keys

 SOFTWARE		Them dang plastik forks and knifs

 MOUSE			What eats th grain in th barn

 MAIN FRAME		Holds up th barn ruf

 PORT			Fancy Flatlander Wine

 ENTER			Northern fer c'mon in y'all

 RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY	When ya caint member whut ya paid for yer
                       	new rifle when yore wife asks.

