
By: Martin Goldberg
Re: Found on the net

Thought this was mildly amusing.  Don't ask the url...search out "dumbass" on
yahoo...that's how I found it.

The Lord preserves all those who love him; but the wicked he destroys
Psalms 145:20

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                         Jesus Loves Perverts too
                   God made Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve
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